Posted on May 13, 2021
You do realise that you can actually cry and laugh at the same time? That’s me.
The mention of the “Chief Staycations Officer” topped it off for me. Even the add looks like it comes from a comedy sketch show. With that shot of the Dubai hotel at the beginning makes me wonder whether someone is taking the piss a little?……
A Lidl goes a long covid way zzzzzzzzz
hmm, supermarkets. supermarket parking. have a holiday in a supermarket. churches shut. supermarkets open. throughout. bond with your supermarket. that’s right, trust the supermarket. much else is gone – the supermarket is still there for you. oh. there’s a problem. please gather in the supermarket for your own safety. just go into the supermarket and wait. we will look after you.
Smell my cheese…!
They are all in it together supermarkets included, I never realised how ignorant and braindead the cheeseheads are in this country.
I noticed Ireland moved to 5th richest country, per capita! In the top 10 powerful countries Israel at number 8? Around 9 million people live there. Why is this?
Because a lot of Micks are really penny pinching miserly gits? Especially the toffs.
Because Ireland has a low Corporation Tax rate/English speaking and many big US multi national corporations who like paying less/no tax have their European tax HQ there. All the European income from these multinational is counted as Irish Income for their national economic statistics. Its all an illusion (a “Potemkin village”)
“Leeeedl”? Oh I’d love a holiday in Leeeedl. Sign me up.
You get a free covid jab too
They are gaming us. They are betting over how we react & how quickly we’ll accept anything. The BIG switch will be flicked any day now. Power, fuel, food, water. Stalin was a master at these tactics. He loathed peasants. He starved his own people (the peasants) & caused 5 million deaths in early 1920s, then again 10 million in 1931-33. Didn’t blink an eye. Insider Cyber Attacks will be used forever to control the masses & KEEP LOCKDOWN eternal. Can you now see that we will NEVER come out of lockdown. They loathe us.
And that’s why the people here who follow ‘Communism’ are disgusting reprobates. Matted, ‘hippie’ hair, which they were told over time doesn’t smell, (they’ll believe anything), just degenerates embracing destitution, in order to save the planet, or whatever else is fed to them. Useful (or useless) idiots. Literally, communists embrace destitution, abortion, satanism, gender, – everything normal. They are Satanic – they invert everything. Poor is good, dressing like a tramp is good, eating unhealthily is good, believing in God is bad and all the rest of it.
Could they not just go to 24hr store, people must be laughing at these muppets excited about this
What the fuck is leedle?
and bullies special prize is
That bed looks like it was made out of a few wooden crates. You would probably be more comfortable wild camping in a leaking £10 pop-up tent you bought off Ebay.
Dibs on the Spirit aisle !
Jokes aside wtf is this rubbish? Its blatently obvious to me, and has been since the brexit vote that governments and media are working in tandem, anything “leaked” is deliberate.
Sadly the state of affairs is soo fucked i dont think we can ever win, we gonna be ostracised from society, people arent waking up fast enough and if we think the current generation of spoilt toe rags are bad just wait for the next lot.
Lidl are getting better at cheap publicity,, mind your the rest tend to follow suit,, M&S will be trying to upstage them soon and Tesco always have to get in on the act,, I recon if there’s a TV many wouldn’t know the difference between that and home,, it’s probably a really cheap mattress under all those frills people are only attracted by the bits they can see, the fluff.
Yes it is 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Omg 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩 you made me laugh from pit my stomach!!😅
Hugo Thank you 🙏😅😂🤣🤣🤣
O people people people out there taking this in……. I was bought up not to laugh at the Unfortunate…but for feck sake’s come on now! 😀😅it’s ridiculous so yes ..
You are Unfortunately unfortunate Fools! all for taking this seriously 😳😅😅😂 omg
Made my night Hugo lol thank you again
Take care yourself and ✌️To u and all
I’m excited, I’m just imagining how many container loads of free booze, meat and other higher value goods I could empty out of the store. If they have a safe full of cash – that would be gone too.
Right on that how funny 😄 I have laughed not like this reading theses comments for Feckin ages!!
Thank you 🙏
And to you all great Hugo 👍😂
Wow I mean just eow ….the insanity continues!!
soooooooooo funny…………………we need more humour in this world………………… 🙂
Surely it’s a script for an episode of Father Ted ?!! Can’t be for real surely ?? 😫
At least upgrade it to Harrods 😄
That’s the point though. It’s why it’s so expensive, same as restaurants, and other ‘exclusive’ businesses. They don’t want us around them. It used to ‘First Class’. Now, just outprice them out of here.
Yes absolutely your right about that time for them to go 🙏🏾🙏🏾
We are laughing out loud watching this! can you imagine, how romantic, cold dark supermarket at night, the hum of all those freezers, cctv, police being called because people outside see people inside doing something odd, then being woken up by the early morning workers and delivery lorry unloading around you as you wake…
Stop it 😂🤣😅🤣😂💪💪✌️
It’s got to be a joke??
Image being intimate and the night shift people just working around you.
Or facing the store manager in the morning with morning wood!!
What this is, is a promotion of lowering our living standards. A guy called Jeffrey Matte pointed this out a few years ago. In fashion, music, etc they promoted ripped jeans and so on. It’s a promotion of destitution. He said the ‘elites’ don’t want us near them. So, that’s what all of the garbage they shove on us is about. They don’t want us around them, speaking like them, dressing like them, acting like them. They want us chipped, tracked, surveilled controlled by computers, so they can ‘live in peace’ away from us. They even have a word for us – chattle! We are their human chattle, their human slaves. They’re the slaveholders.
Do you think Ronald Mcdonald might show up with a complimentary jab at midnight .Maybe a buy one jab get one jab free voucher.Id love to win but I’m worried I won’t have any nice pj’s.The queue at Primark is sooo long.!Was I supposed to make an appointment?If only I had the Lidl phone app.Im such a loser.
For sure 👏🏾👏🏾🙏🏾
And the prize is for only ONE person! Not even a couple. So it’s going to be very lonely with only eggs and beans for company. They don’t mention if they are going to feed the lucky winner nor how a winner is selected. What does someone have to do to ‘win’?!
What one person? so they provide a double bed and two bean bags, just to make it feel even more weirdly lonely being locked in a dark supermarket on your own for the night! 😂
Completely demented, what have we become. Orwell would blush.
Simultaneously mocking and conditioning the general public on a daily basis.
Each new “offering” is a litmus test to see how the citizens will respond.
By day they will demand shoppers be masked and doused in hand sanitizer, and more; come evening a “lucky contestant” will “live” in close proximity to the food that the public will purchase and consume the following day.
Great comment 💪💪👍
The planet Earth is crumbling under their feet’s and this “humans” are exited to spent a night in a supermarket!!!!!!!
They should look at their kids and said, “sorry son/daughter.”
Made me laugh. You have to see the funny side
This is so ridiculous andstupid that who did that marketing is dom and for anyone to follow that stupidity is also dom
Well they have supplied a bed so a new meaning to Shelf filling. OOoops!! 😉
Yes 😂😂😂 it’s so embarrassing
You have entered full on into the world of the retard… and these sort of things are the main reason we are in this mess and can’t get out!
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This is the calibre of most of the population. Devoid of the power of reason and independent thought. Bubbleheads ideally suited for training up by Bojo and Sage. I was going to write brainwash but they don’t have any brains to wash.
Clap your hands and balance a ball on your nose while breathing through a muzzle.
That is for sure no brains
I got so annoyed with someone for telling me boris said it was okay to hug. By the time I finished telling him its a load of bs he seemed pretty much embarrassed.
Hugo, it is mind numbing how easily the poor masses have succumbed!!!!!!!! Nigel Moore.
George A Romero, “Dawn of the Dead”, 1978…
Got to be piss take no one in their right mind would want to spend the night in a supermarket
Hahaha this is Un real and dont forget the mask you’ll have to wear being in the supermarket.
DULL CRAP “ is an understatement “ very Laughable “ well presented Hugo”
What a load of bullocks.
You say it lady 😅😅✅
Who the fuck would enter this load of crap.
Or the sheep would.
Anybody out there who’s got 🐱 see the threat from the uk government owners faces £ 500 fine if they don’t get the cat microchip.
Think about your 🐱 lives not the control state bullying of control.
So true Darren 🔥💯
I’m from Ireland and I have to disagree with you on this one Hugo! I think Lidl are taking the p.ss out of our government just like our government have been taking the pi.s out of our people for the past year!! Fair play to Lidl, I think they’re legends as they are certainly opening up the whole debate in this country and quite rightly so and even Harvard Professors calling out our NPHET members incompetence!! I think it’s absolutely hilarious and a massive shout out to Lidl from me 👏👏🙌