EXHALE UNDERWATER! / Hugo Talks Some More #lockdown

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  1. Ffsake…just put these clowns to death…i got to swear here as I’m sick of it.. ..Tell them to fuck off..dobt go swimming…and anyone that plays by these rules should just kill themselves because this crap is pathetic beyond words…NO..FUCK OFF I DO NOT CONCEDE..ITS THAT FKIN SIMPLE

    • I detest all the covid rules but although the instruction to exhale under water sounds crazy it isn’t for competent swimmers. Good swimmers will have their head under water to be more stream line and exhale under water and then lift the head out of water to take a breath. I doubt many casual swimmers do this, I know I can’t.

      • You’re right. Although the pools have some absolutely ridiculous rules, the breathing out under water is normal for peeps that can swim. Not being able to use the changing rooms before swimming only after, no shampoo in the showers and not being able to overtake in a lane is all rubbish nonsense though.

      • Whichever way….its bullying. Why the dictates

      • It doesn’t matter whether it’s easy or difficult to follow, the rule is crazy per se. The people running these facilities have lost the plot, and should follow it up by losing their jobs. We are well past the point when people should tell these tinpot jobsworths to stuff their damn rules up their deep end.

    • Half my family are Covid converts and it does my head in how thick some have become. They think I need to educate myself and behave…but I swear Iโ€™m only moments away from loosing it at them.
      I just canโ€™t get how anyone canโ€™t stand back and see how stupid this has got

      • You are not alone 99% of my family and friends are all vaccinated and they think i am nuts. Every time I see them I give them a finger in my head….we should all look for our own place somewhere far and live as humans because everyone around us is becoming half humans and half machines. Soon there will be so many zombies ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ in the streets. I shudder to think about it๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

    • Glad I just carry on regardless of these clowns…god help us with this “left” society!!

      • Bill, I don’t think this is a left or right thing.
        Doesn’t matter who is in power this would have happened anyway.

  2. In spain people are obliged to wear a mask in the sea ! At the seashore ! Appalling. Otherwise 100 euro fine or more. Even six year old children

  3. Hi Hugo, I’m a swimmer myself. Although this may sound ridiculous, aquatic breathing whilst swimming, you always exhale under water for freestyle and breast stroke. My local pool states no over taking but I ignore that and so do most of the established swimmers. If someone takes their discipline seriously and you have casual swimmers in the fast lanes then that rule goes out the window and the lifeguards don’t implement it for that reason. Love your site and received my hugo talks t shirt too. All set for the next protest!

    • This is NOT applicable to all people. This will cause great anxiety and stress to those whom do not understand your rules that you are stating and the above rules of the ridiculous. To bully others that are not experienced swimmers, into ” fast, slow, medium blah blah lanes” is a low thing to do, or preach. Swimming is for all and should be fun, a sense of freedom and exercise for anyone in their own time and manner, without made up pressures. Let’s not be selective in our manner with that ego, instead, set an example and have compassion for all swimmers, non swimmers, etc, etc. We want to encourage people to exercise and tell those bullies to “Fuck off and or, go home”. With dignity. It’s that simple.

  4. Yeah, marker pen to that one FUCK OFF straight across it

  5. I am sorry but I am struggling witth defined words here apart from WTF!!

  6. doesn’t that. mean that under health and safety lifeguards can’t do their job? no cpr for anyone drowning can’t touch them because of the rona lol.
    so basically swimming bathes should be shut permanently due to h-s ??? that will blow their minds at the council pool … get asking ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Delete h & s and go back to common sense…something our u s leaders don’t understand. health and safety for ignoranouses…common sense for the normal intelligent among us!! Have a good evening Hugo and everyone…

  7. I used to swim 6.5 miles per week and I’d exhale under water when doing front crawl! Hurrah for the no back stroke rule – it’s pretty dim to do back stroke in a crowded pool – mind, Covid regs will the pools be crowded? I nearly got wiped out by some plonker doing back stroke in a crowded pool! Maintaining social distancing is difficult when swimming! Bring your own drinking water – who else’s water were they thinking one was going to drink? It’s not advisable to drink the pool water with all that pee in it! lol!

  8. Even if everyone on earth dies….that’s OK, if it prevents even one death, from Covid.

  9. if your living of grid you can swim and play in the river with no restrictions ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. WTF? Vaccine side effect: INSANITY ๐Ÿคช

    • Mask wearing side effect-tell them it’s killing YOU and they say YES….and LAUGH at yu’ FFS god knows what happens to them in water whilst swimming…dna removal completely I guess…

  11. There was no need for the swimming pool to insert that imstruction about exhaling under water. They’re just being anally retentive and also showing they don’t know the first thing about swimming. Strange for a swimmign pool. Most people do that anyway when they’re swimming – head comes out of the water breathe in , head goes under water breathe out.

    • Where are these swimming pools anyways. They closed our locial pool during the first lockdown, its gone and the gym they had in there. There will be nothing left ,swimming that’s a joke.

  12. There was no need for the swimming pool to insert that imstruction about exhaling under water. They’re just being anally retentive and also showing they don’t know the first thing about swimming. Strange for a swimming pool. Most people do that anyway when they’re swimming – head comes out of the water breathe in , head goes under water breathe out.

  13. It’s clear just how far the propaganda has gone and how ingrained into the brain the brainwashing is as you see the rules get more and more ludicrous, and still people obey them. What next? You can only drink beer or coffee or tea in public if using a straw, so you don’t have to take off your mask? I’m sorry to say it but marching and protests are pointless when they have a ยฃ320 million propaganda budget to wipe the floor with you, and the Police acting unlawfully, and the rest. None of them are using critical thinking, only feelings and emotions, no questioning if this is right or wrong, or if it makes sense, just fly into confrontation if you do not obey. The only way out of this is direct physical confrontation, i.e. civil revolt, violence, and overthrowing them.

    • Zombie doormats or zombmats for short
      I’m beginning to wonder if their brains have ever worked blindly following orders no matter how ludicrous.

    • Your spot on, have you heard the radio ads ffs, I haven’t seen the lastest TV ads. I heard one in my car on the radio , had to turn it of its all doing my head in. Just going to the shops is a mission impossible these days. I don’t take no notice but its the way people look at you, like you got 2 heads or something, it’s really getting bad. Even my own daughter gos along with it, got her first jab yesterday apparently? Why how can she not see. I sent her loads of stuff its not going in . I give up she don’t live with me so there fuck all I can do or asy now. She said she wants to go on holiday ffs. This is getting so bad. I actually am being to think its ever man/women for themselfs, also people are out to make money so will rip you of . This isn’t funny any more. I couldn’t give a fuck now. If these people want to kill themselfs by what ever means then it’s there chocie. U can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink

      • I’m sorry to hear that, my daughter hardly speaks to me after my divorce, her mother seems to have rewired her brain. It’s heartbreaking, but you can only lead a horse to water and all that. Take care.

  14. I think a good strategy for something like this would be to find out which swimming baths it is and email them. Don’t swear or be rude. Just mock the insanity of it. Something like: “Am I permitted to break wind under water? If not and I do so by accident, will a fine be imposed? If I start drowning am I permitted to try to save my own life?” Have fun and waste their time. Make them look like the pathetic non-entities they are.

    The whole thing is a mockery against us. So let us mock them. We’re a lot funnier and more creative than they are.

    • Another one: “I have developed my own swimming technique called the Backside Crawl, as I only have one half leg and one and quarter arms. Will I be permitted to swim?”

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  16. Complete utter insanity!! Wake up people from your brainwashed slumber for goodness sake!!! Stop the world, I just want to get off right now!!!!!

  17. Who makes this shit up????????? They want locking up permanently in solitary confinement with no food or drink!!!!!

  18. These people are disgusting… friend of mine just had experience of these Nazi’s visiting his Mum in hospital. When they did not get their way with their silly made up rules 6 security staff violently removed him from the hospital premises…
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  19. Ridiculous psychopaths. Am I supposed to be surprised ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿค”, no because anyone in these obscene thinking are narcissist, sadistic and psychopaths

    • They really do want you just to die don’t they?????

  20. People are being treated as doormats, true. But strangely, it enables the doormats to then become bullies and coerce others into participating in the buffoonery.

  21. UK, I’ve heard they have to empty and refill the pool water every other day till September, so pool shut until then at my gym, madness pretty sure chlorine would kill anything like 100% sure.

    300% increase in deaths today vs yesterday, from 1 to 4 PANIC at that rate we are all dead in 18days, OMG LOCKDOWN.

    3 weeks after shops opened, slight very slight bump in hospital admissions 68 to 92, with highs near 4000 so nothing, still got restrictions because ??

    Local sandwhich shop, big sign about mask rules ” If you don’t wear a mask, we will assume your exempted, and we aren’t allowed to ask for proof ” with a BIG Smilely Fuck you face under it and nobody wears masks ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Smile face lol, I feel like I wanna punch someone who even says 1 word about a fucking mask to me. I’m so fucking sick of this bs. I’m being to think its me now. I’m actually hoping it is and things may turn themselfs around. I don’t care being made to look like a twat, just won’t my life back. I’m an out cast because of covid, because I don’t agree with the narrative and never did. Now I have no one. So fuck it what have I got to lose. I’m sick of living like this. I hate the way people,e are now. So proud of themselves because they have had the jab. Ffs I’m no anti vaxxer but but a jab to go on holidays these are the very people that will bring about this passport shit. My ow daughter. I thought she had more going on in the head then this. Jabbed up all for a holiday.

      • Hi Cazcurwen ๐Ÿ˜Š

        I wish that I could give you a hug in person (I live abroad), but please know that you are a special human being and there actually is an ever increasing number of people who are stepping back and questioning the narrative.
        Please keep your chin up and stand in your truth.
        The truth is ALWAYS stronger than deception, and I believe that we will prevail.

        Hugs, and peace ๐Ÿ’—

      • cazcurwen, just remember this is a psychological warfare operation being played on us. They know this will be the outcome, as basically the thing is being run by behavioural psychologists. Just remember you are one of the 10% who understands this is all BS. And I believe it will only ever be 10%.

  22. I think some people think wearing a mask when you are alone in your car is already mandatory as I see it all the time, especially amongst the golden oldies ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    • And me these people actually don’t take the time to even look at the gov Web sites or even do any research, not from day 1. So even tho family or friends have warned them , they are not, listening. So I give up. Fuckem

  23. Wonโ€™t Ever comply!!

    And when ever we did go swimming dive bombing was only exciting thing to do or throw each other out in air like dolphins lol n get told off for that!

    Spoiling all the fun ainโ€™t they the bunch of cretinous pedo,back stabbing fear mungerโ€™s!!!

    I mean come on itโ€™s so stupid itโ€™s Outstanding lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Thank you Hugo

  24. Can someone explain why people walk outside with no one around and still have a mask on?
    Or the worst…. In a car on your own with a bloody mask on!
    Is there a war using a deadly gas that’s leaked into the air?
    Or are these just the zombies overdoing it?

    • I believe it’s a psychological ‘blanket’ for them. When mobile phones first came out, people couldn’t understand why people had them up to their faces all the time. It was psychological. It was a safety blanket for them. In other words, they were scared of the real world.

      My Grandfather couldn’t even understand the concept of a ‘mobile phone’. He said: “When you go out, you want to get away from the bloody thing.”

      I’ve always said, when/if this shit show ends, people will still walk around with masks on. I guarantee it. They will. They’re already attached to them, you can tell.

      So, by that analysis, the ‘elites’ do have a point. We need to get rid of these so called ‘people’. What use are they? They’re ruining, destroying US by their behaviours. By doing what they’re doing, they’re destroying all our lives. Get rid. I’m done.

  25. I could be wrong, but frankly I think they’re taking the piss Hugo – having a laugh… When they see how many stupid sheep will actually try to follow these ‘new covid swimming rules’.

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